In My Wee Little Mind....

..... I think it's fair to ask kids to do dishes occassionally.

..... I think I'm in waaaay better shape than I actually am. When the hell did my ass start to hang over the sides of the seat on my spin class bike?

..... I'm so incredibly funny. Then why am I the only one laughing at my jokes and one-liners? Seriously! What the fuck is wrong with you people?

..... I'm still 25. No way do I fit the Female, Fat and (almost) Forty category. My doctor actually asked if I think my tummy troubles could be gall bladder, since I seem to Fit the three "F"s. I pretty quickly thought of another "F" word for her. Sigh....

..... I think people noticed my bloggy absence. Either they didn't (except Kim!! *grin*) or they just come to accept that real-life breaks are necessary.

..... I'm not even close to old enough to have an (almost) 16 year old, another turning 13 on Friday. I'm just barely old enough to have my 6 year old for crying out loud. I'm pretty sure I started at 12, which makes me 28. That's pretty reasonable I think.

..... I'll try to find more time for blogging. But really? Real life is number one for a change. Work. Soccer. Exercise. Cleaning house. There isn't much time left after that.

..... I'm still thinking about you all and trying to read some blogs. Truth be told? I'm not succeeding.

Have a great day. I'll probably have a fantastic one .... in my wee little mind that is.

Reality, though? Notsomuch.