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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Oh My God, Did She Just Spit On Me?

Fun in our household is pretty rare. Rarer still when our 15 year old is home. Today, however, we had some very inappropriate hilarity.

We were eating supper, when Liv looked at me with her little cheeks full of water. So I, of course, put a hand on each side of her face and squished.

Water dribbled down her little chin, and she giggled and giggled.

So, my turn. I put water in my mouth and got nice and close to her. This time, she put her wee hands on my cheeks and pressed.

I shot the water out of my mouth and got her right in the face!!

We laughed pretty uncontrollably for a few minutes.

Then Liv continued to try to put water in her cheeks for me to squeeze so she could get me back, but she would laugh too hard and just spit it all over herself!

So then the other two girls join in and shot water at each other.

Asia had her head on the table, laughing, and I snake spit water across the table and got her in the ear. She had no idea where it came from, but now she's laughing even harder!

Not being one to pick favorites, I then snake-spit Cassie.

Livvy now is picking up her whole glass of water to throw at someone.

It was at this point that I was thankful that when Liv set the table, she did so with about 10 tea towels to make a nice "tablecloth".

When one of them picked up the whole water jug, I knew it was time to run!

So I went and hid in the bedroom while poor Leon is trying to talk on the phone with all the screaming going on.

It turns out the phone was for me and when I came around the corner to get the phone, one of the girls got me right in the face with a full glass of cold water. I happened to be looking up at Leon at the time, so the water actually shot me right in the eyeball, under my eyelid. I seriously could not function for a full minute, my eye hurt so bad.

So now, at this point, I'm thinking we're done.

It's all fun and games until someone drowns their eye, right?


One last shot was from Liv.

A full glass of COLD water down my back!!

It was a lot of fun. Fun and laughter at the expense of my mascara and clothes that had done their time anyway.

Totally worth it, I'd say.


wy-not said...

Okay, so, I have only this to say: do you remember how sad I was when the possession date for your house rolled around and you all had to leave me and Dad. Well – as of now – I'm NOT SAD ANYMORE. Have now figured that yer all crazy as bedbugs, nutty as fruitcakes. But it does sound like fun. Crazy, wild fun. Good on ya. Yer a super sport!

Betty said...

You´re a fun mom, I must say! If my kids would have taken the water jug, I would have called it quits!
Made me smile! :)

KK said...

Oh my gosh, you are the funnest mom ever!

Sara E said...

lol... how fun! I bet their friends moms aren't as cool :)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

You are totally the fun mom! I have to admit, I don't know if I would let that happen. All I would think about is the mess to clean up afterwards. I'm no fun! Boo for me!!!

(stopping by from SITS, by the way!)

- Margaret

Karen & Gerard Zemek said...

I agree with Nanny Goats in Panties on this. It would not have even gotten to the spitting water part with me. That is gross, eww! Hope they helped clean up the mess!

Visiting from SITS.

Geezees Geezees Custom Canvas Art said...

That's great...very funny!

Blog Stalker said...

Sounds so fun. I don't know if I would have been so ool about it. I to would have been worried about mess once jug was picked up. Your mommy points just skyrocketed for sure!

Have a great day1

Michelle said...

LOL....oh no...NOT in my house. You are way more flexible than I. LOL

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