From Jerry Springer, I learned that my life isn't near as bad as I thought.
Now, while I do admit to several people in my family having children out of wedlock, a f*cked up sociopathic ex-fiance, a cousin who, while doing time in prison got a sex change operation, and just your average dysfunction, we are not THAT BAD.
From the lady driving in front of me today, I learned never to end up behind her again.
She seriously went straight through a turning lane, which, once she crossed the intersection became the lane for oncoming traffic. She. Didn't. Have. A. Clue. She just kept driving. I mean, what an IDIOT!!
I do admit to doing that once too, but in my defence I was on my cell phone complaining to my husband about our stupid passport office and racing to Costco to get a new picture with two kids in tow before my number was called 20 minutes away! lol
From my current job, I learned to appreciate my former co-workers even more than I already do!!
No explanation needed. I do not long to be Dooced!! (I know you're giggling right now, thinking I misspelled douched, but rest assured, I do not LONG to be douched anymore than I long to be dooced!)
From my husband and children, I learned to just shoulder the blame, no matter what.
- Oh, all 27 things you signed up for are happening on the same night? Must be my fault.
- No clean clothes? It must be my fault all your clean, folded clothes are once again going through the washing machine.
- Late for school? You must not have heard me the first 87 times I tried to wake you up. My bad.