What you do is type in your first name followed by 'needs' in google. And you share whatever comes out.
- Rhonda needs thoughts and prayers. And chocolate.
- Rhonda needs a break on Flickr. This one carries on to say that I saw a staircase and had to try it. Obviously the wrong Rhonda.....
- Rhonda needs the white pages. I got nuthin.
- Rhonda needs your help. Any psychiatrists in the house?
- I hate to pull rank, but Rhonda needs us all! And chocolate.
- Rhonda needs emergency advice. This one goes on to say "Please hurry back. We NEED you big time!" Yeah, get in line.
- Rhonda needs to lose some weight. Well, she needs to lose a lot of weight. She also needs some medication for incontinence..... Wow! This one was literally speaking RIGHT TO me! It started with "Introducing Big Rhonda!" I totally know that I'm not the only one to find that one hilarious. And somewhat familiar. And because I know you are incredibly curious at this point, Rhonda is a beautiful Rottweiller! lol
- And last, Rhonda needs to get laid. Funny, that's what George says too.
Give it a try. It really is a hoot. Hey, just for fun, let's try Rhonda wants....
- Rhonda wants to have Brandon Routh's babies. Okay, this gal is SO done with that! I wouldn't even have a set of Brad Pitt multiples, even for all the child support in the world!
- Rhonda wants it weekly. Hmmm. Yeah, not so much.
- Rhonda wants to move to Buffalo. Nope. I said tropical, not Buffalo!
- Rhonda wants nothing more than to I don't think you guys want to know what this one said. Oh, really? You do? See #5!
- Rhonda wants nothing more than to suck you all the way up but she won't swallow your load and you must wear a condom.... So, apparently I have standards. Good to know.
- Rhonda wants a smaller approval amount. Rather comical considering the one it's following!
- Rhonda wants to thank the people who have inspired her. Awww. How totally sweet and so very true!
So I hope you have fun doing this, and that you don't stumble upon a sleazy Rhondas who work in the escort business.....
8 comments:
How hilarious is this?
1. Lilly needs a lift - um facelift perhaps?
2. Lilly needs to go with me to weight watchers - so very true LOL!!!!!
3. Lilly needs fun - so right!
4. Lilly needs help - yes oh yes.
5. Lilly needs new drugs - this is making me laugh out loud
6. Lilly needs that one in 50000 chance - to win the lotto?
7. Lilly needs 2 pee - ha ha ha!!
Thanks for the laugh Rhonda too funny.
um have to tell you why did I call George, Leon in my last comment on a previous post. Is one your boyfriend LOL. I am confused. Not hard to do. Have a great day!
#5 reminds me of the fact that "these working" girls make so little for that...
I read once in a paper that a girl got busted offering a cop $20 bucks for a #5! Are you kidding me?
These girls...need to organized a Union!
:)
Chocolate is the BEST, isn't it? Especially Chocolate containing Pop'rs!
Okay, I gotta tell you. The "eewwww" factor here was way too high. Did you forget that your mama reads your blog? :-)
LOL! I did this a while back but they were by far not as interesting and funny as yours. I´ll have to try the "Betty wants" too and blog about it.
Your Mom cracks me up!!! Too funny!!!
Hilarious. I'm scared to see what I need.
Hi Rhonda,
I'm another Rhonda in Seattle WA, and I was about to do this meme...and of course searching for "Rhonda needs" took me right to your blog.
So apparently I also need to meet other Rhondas.
Nice to meet you!
Rhonda
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