Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, 'F..k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!'
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, please pay me a compliment.'
He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
Woman's Creed
Live your life in such a way that
when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders & says...
"Oh SHIT! She's awake!!!
After 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human
Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage.
10 comments:
Thank you for these this morning!!
Started my Monday off laughing. :)
So funny...It's Monday...it's nice to be able to laugh!
These are all hysterical. And I LOVE the International Symbol of Marriage! BTW, I've posted something today about the disappearance of the puzzling disappearance Blogstalker, who seems to have evaporated from Cyberspace. I notice that you're on his/her/its blogroll, so thought I'd touch base. Please drop by and weigh in on this mystery!
Hahahah, I love the last one!
Thanks for the laugh!
Hahahaha. I'm glad to see you included my very favourite email EVER, and that's the one where Satan shudders... I just LOVE that, and I aspire to its truth.
The LSD one is hysterical!!
These are awesome!!!
My dear sweet Rhonda,
You are a nut.
I was coming to respond to a comment you left me regarding "my life has sort of gone into the crapper lately." Remeber that one?
But then I read your funnies and I forgot what I was going to say.
So email me and let me know how you are. I am thinking of you.
Melissa at Stretch Marks
Ha ha! My favorite is "Oh shit, she's awake!"
Funny stuff Rhonda, always good to laugh a little.
Thanks for the shot in the arm.
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