My life in pictures, stories and open letters.

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Monday, October 06, 2008

Monday Madness!!! No, really! It was crazy! So this is all you get from me today. Pictures will come soon.

Hahahaha. Somebody deserves to get hurt for writing these. :-) But I do love the LSD one...

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, 'F..k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!'

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, please pay me a compliment.'
He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

Woman's Creed

Live your life in such a way that

when your feet hit the floor in the morning,

Satan shudders & says...

"Oh SHIT! She's awake!!!

After 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human
Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage.


careysue said...

Thank you for these this morning!!

Started my Monday off laughing. :)

Ronda's Rants said...

So funny...It's's nice to be able to laugh!

Melissa B. said...

These are all hysterical. And I LOVE the International Symbol of Marriage! BTW, I've posted something today about the disappearance of the puzzling disappearance Blogstalker, who seems to have evaporated from Cyberspace. I notice that you're on his/her/its blogroll, so thought I'd touch base. Please drop by and weigh in on this mystery!

Betty said...

Hahahah, I love the last one!
Thanks for the laugh!

wy-not said...

Hahahaha. I'm glad to see you included my very favourite email EVER, and that's the one where Satan shudders... I just LOVE that, and I aspire to its truth.

Heather said...

The LSD one is hysterical!!

Melissa said...

These are awesome!!!

Melissa Lee said...

My dear sweet Rhonda,

You are a nut.

I was coming to respond to a comment you left me regarding "my life has sort of gone into the crapper lately." Remeber that one?

But then I read your funnies and I forgot what I was going to say.

So email me and let me know how you are. I am thinking of you.

Melissa at Stretch Marks

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

Ha ha! My favorite is "Oh shit, she's awake!"

Blog Stalker said...

Funny stuff Rhonda, always good to laugh a little.

Thanks for the shot in the arm.