Start the week with a chuckle....

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss 

program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there 

stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe 

dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes 

and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a 

representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 

"If you can catch me, you can have me."Without a second 

thought, he takes off after her.A few miles later huffing and 

puffing, he finally gives up.The same girl shows up for 

the next four days and the same thing happens.On the fifth 

day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 

10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders 

their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's 

a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning 

and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is 

wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign 

around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can 

have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. 

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, 

but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same 

routine happens with him gradually getting in better 

and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day 

when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost 

another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for 

broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 

pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the 

representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous 

program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this 

good in years." The next day there's a knock at 

the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular 

guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running 

shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, 

you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.