Things aren't rolling quite right these days...

Does your husband read your blog? Mine does. He gets up in the morning, grabs his coffee and heads to the computer to see what's going on in our lives these days.

I lie.

My husband doesn't drink coffee. Nor does he read my blog. Willingly.

I make him sit beside me while I READ TO HIM from my latest blog entry, lest he misses a vital word, meaning he would also miss the point of the whole entry!!! I foolishly read to him from my post last week on the random stupid thing about myself. You'll remember, it was about the way I like things to roll.

Since then, I have had to change the toilet paper SEVERAL TIMES PER DAY! In three different bathrooms. While he chuckles. It makes me hope that he'll snore that night so that I can plug his nose and listen to him choke on his tongue. (If you have never done that to your snoring husband, I highly recommend it!!)

But then today he packed up my kids to take them camping for three days.

So all is forgiven.

My husband ROCKS! (and rolls - toilet paper rolls, that is!)