- He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fu*king mosquito! (This one is extra special, because we have been taken over by the horrible things. Finally warm and now we can't even go outside.)
- I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times. (Oh. My. God. I have so been here.)
- Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil (Yup. I got this one covered too. Those of you invited to my private blog know bits and pieces of this story. That blog was deserted promptly once I forgot where the hell it was and how to get into it. Sigh...)
- No matter how hot a woman is, somewhere in the world there is a man fed up with her bullshit!!! (And for every man fed up, you can't bet she has pissed off approximately 17 of her BFF's just for being beautiful!)
- so you love me..dose your girlfriend know (I love the spelling in this one. It has "forever mistress" written all over it, doesn't it?)
- Roses are red Violets are blue I've got five fingers The middle one's for you (Love it. Sheer brilliance.)
So, now you know the tamer side of what your kids are looking at on facebook. You'd better start paying for your own nursing home now my friends. This is not an intelligent group.