I didn't think it could happen
Didn't even see it coming.
For I've never had any interest in
Long jump, discus or running. (Blah)
But I don't know what to do tonight.
I don't know where to be.
I feel so lost without the 24/7
Olympics coverage on my TV.
It must be the Canadian in this gal
That allowed winter sports to take over my life.
Even my husband is wondering
What the hell has happened to his wife!
For on the edge of my seat I sat
And watched the boarding and skiing.
Only getting up for the essentials,
Like working and sleeping and peeing.
But now? Who will I watch qualify?
And go on to win the gold?
Who will wave their country's flag
And sing their anthem so bold?
I'm almost so addicted that I'm curious
What the 2012 summer will bring.
Maybe I'll be converted there too,
And watch to see who's anthem they'll sing?
For now, though, to my surprise...
The Vancouver Olympics cannot be beat!
I don't know if we can do so well again,
But oh, would it ever be sweet!
So I bid you well Olympics.
And will leave these thanks just for you.
You've made these last few weeks of winter
Much more bearable for this Lemoine crew!