If I was my dog, I would sleep on the tile laundry room floor on these hot, hot nights. In fact, I may just do that anyway.
If I was a carpenter ant, I would beware of the crazy lady wielding the can of Easy Off oven cleaner. That shit is DEADLY!
If I was my husband, I would tear apart the house on a whim....
If I was Olivia, I would happily run around naked also!
If I was a smoker, I would get "smoke breaks" throughout the day that wouldn't count as actual coffee breaks, and still get all my coffee breaks and my lunch break. (Why is that??)
If I was Olivia, I would yell out "Hulloh, nnnnayber!" to everyone that drives by.
If I was the bank, I would totally love me right now!
If I was Asia, I would be enjoying Day One at cheer camp in Seattle.
If I was Cassie, I would be disappointed that mom is too busy typing out her post to come and read together. (Don't worry, I plan on surprising her in a few minutes!)
If I was my dog, I would have been too stupid to notice the lack of fence and missed my opportunity to make a run for it!
If I was me, I would totally have misjudged how (really really really) bright the yellow was that I picked for Asia's room, and will hope that the polka dots I am adding will tone it down a little bit.
If I was Leon, I would be working a 24 hour shift tomorrow and would be extremely happy about getting away from this crazy, upside down house!!
If I was at the Big Valley Jamboree this weekend, where the stage collapsed and people were seriously injured, and one even died, I would still be shaking in my boots!
If I was you, I would be bookmarking my blog and coming back tomorrow for the book review I have been promising.
*** As usual, when I do posts like this, the images were stolen from google images. Oops.
4 comments:
Regarding the yellow paint, I think it's easy to do. I've done it at least twice myself and I was able to fix it by lightly sponging white over it. It doesn't look like a sponged wall, but it does tone the yellow down to a much softer color. It's worth trying when the bedroom is so bright that it glows out into the hallway.
If I had a million dollars… oh wait. That's a different blog. I like the yellow like it is. What colour are the polka dots. And why, I wonder, do they call them "polka" dots.
I work at a hospital and we're going totally smoke-free in November, meaning nobody can smoke anywhere on the hospital property. I think it's great! (I'm not a smoker, obviously. heh)
I liked this post!
>>If I was a smoker, I would get "smoke breaks" throughout the day that wouldn't count as actual coffee breaks, and still get all my coffee breaks and my lunch break. (Why is that??)<<
Yeah, I don't get that either. I've actually thought about finding some kind of "pretend" cigarettes so I could go out and hang around with all the "cool" people at work while they have their smoke breaks. It looks like fun, but smoking is just TOO gross for me to even try it.
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