1.) Who really helped you get over something? Write about that person.
2.) Is plastic surgery an option? Without being vulgar, write about the body part still attached to you that you would most like to dis-attach and replace with a better one.
3.) Share an interesting email exchange you've had with someone lately.
4.) Have you thought about shutting down your blog? Why haven't you and what would cause you to make that decision final?
5.) Today I will...
I'm tackling number two, just for kicks!! But without being vulgar? Wow. Spoil my fun.
I think, probably because my second chin, round face, thin, terrible hair, big booty, huge legs, fat feet and ankles would take FAR too much work, I'll have to say my boobs would be first.
We watched Dr. 90210 last night, in which, of course, he did some boob jobs. Holy-fricking-ouch!! Have you ever seen a boob-job in action? They ram a rod up through your abdomen and beat the hell out of the ladies in order to stretch the skin. It probably wouldn't be such an ordeal to recover from if they were kinder and gentler toward those precious treasures. I wouldn't get any enhancements of that kind, I'm thinking more along the lines of a skin tuck. I'm one of those lucky ones with a wide back and no boobs to speak of, so no bra ever fit and I resorted to sports bras. If only someone told me the damage I was doing, besides the eye sore of the uniboob, I mean. Oh, too much info? Sorry.
There was also a chicky-poo on the show that wanted to get fat injected into her ass. You just can't help but wonder if they ordered a psych evaluation on her first. You have to be a special kind of stupid to WANT a lard ass. I won't even tell you about how she had to eat like a pig in order to gain 10 pounds of fat so they would have somewhere to get said fat for her ass. And let me tell you, it was one honkin' big Brazilian Booty when they were done! Not. Nice. At. All. But she and her weirdo hubby were happy.
Go check out the other crazies who sign in over at Mama Kat's for their homeword assignment. It should prove to be very entertaining this week!