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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Thursday's Homework Assignment

The Prompts:

1.) Who really helped you get over something? Write about that person.

2.) Is plastic surgery an option? Without being vulgar, write about the body part still attached to you that you would most like to dis-attach and replace with a better one.

3.) Share an interesting email exchange you've had with someone lately.

4.) Have you thought about shutting down your blog? Why haven't you and what would cause you to make that decision final?

5.) Today I will...

I'm tackling number two, just for kicks!!  But without being vulgar?  Wow. Spoil my fun.  

I think, probably because my second chin, round face, thin, terrible hair, big booty, huge legs, fat feet and ankles would take FAR too much work, I'll have to say my boobs would be first. 

We watched Dr. 90210 last night, in which, of course, he did some boob jobs. Holy-fricking-ouch!! Have you ever seen a boob-job in action?  They ram a rod up through your abdomen and beat the hell out of the ladies in order to stretch the skin.  It probably wouldn't be such an ordeal to recover from if they were kinder and gentler toward those precious treasures.  I wouldn't get any enhancements of that kind, I'm thinking more along the lines of a skin tuck.  I'm one of those lucky ones with a wide back and no boobs to speak of, so no bra ever fit and I resorted to sports bras.  If only someone told me the damage I was doing, besides the eye sore of the uniboob, I mean. Oh, too much info? Sorry.  

There was also a chicky-poo on the show that wanted to get fat injected into her ass. You just can't help but wonder if they ordered a psych evaluation on her first. You have to be a special kind of stupid to WANT a lard ass.  I won't even tell you about how she had to eat like a pig in order to gain 10 pounds of fat so they would have somewhere to get said fat for her ass.  And let me tell you, it was one honkin' big Brazilian Booty when they were done! Not. Nice. At. All.  But she and her weirdo hubby were happy.

Go check out the other crazies who sign in over at Mama Kat's for their homeword assignment. It should prove to be very entertaining this week!


Amy said...

I would not let them touch my breasts with a 10 foot pole. I had to get a benign cyst removed a few years ago and the pain was unreal. I wouldn't subject myself to such torture for the pure fun of it. I don't need any help in that dept though, I would much rather have a tummy tuck :)

jill jill bo bill said...

I would have donated my lard to that dummy for a good price. Wonder if I can sell it on EBAY? I know too much about what it entails to EVER have voluntary plastic surgery. Lipo being the worst. The smell alone makes me vomit. Truly vomit.

Ronda's Rants said...

I am making peace with my body...and since pain is not my friend so I will just keep my imperfections!

Lane said...

Okay, first of all..FUNNY, but I do have something to add. Anyone that wants a boob job should watch the Dr. 90210 might scare 'em straight.

wy-not said...

I have also made peace with my body and all its large-ness. Never would I ever CHOOSE to have anybody EVER come at me with a knife, vacuum-suction thingee, scalpel, needle or other instrument of torture. Too high a price to pay for perfection, methinks.

Jen said...

Fat in the ass in something that I don't need any help with. But I would be up for donating some of my ass fat to some one who wanted more. I know I am so nice.

Los said...

I like nice boobies, don't get me wrong ... but I'm an ass man.

Lilly said...

Oh my, nah I am hanging on to what is natural as much as I might loathe it. Dong any surgery just on the off chance it will improve things is a joke. I still havent seen anyone who has had surgery not look like they have had surgery. As for lard asses. I have one and if I could get rid of the fat without resorting to surgery I would happy to donate to lardless ladies. have you seen our they do liposuction. Shite that looks horrible....