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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

... because Demi's ass isn't getting near the 'coverage' it deserves...

So, by now you've probably all seen the picture Ashton posted on Twitter of Demi's ass as she was steaming his suit.




I ask all (10) of my faithful readers to lift their hands up (but don't spill your coffee or drop your doughnut!!) and shout "Hell to the abso-friggin-lutely!" that your DH would be offered up to the wrath of his in-laws if he ever, and I mean E*V*E*R posted a picture of your bent over ass on the internet.

But ... 

What if your ass looked like this?



Instead of this...



I tell you I'd be giggling like a school girl too. When I'm forty something, I want to look like that! I'm only 36 now, so I've still got time! Only I want to skip the whole diet and weigh training crap and have a naturally fine ass.

What I really question here, though, is ..... 


What the hell is she doing steaming Ashton's suit? 

And why is it on the floor?

18 comments:

Heather said...

If my bootie looked like that, you couldn't keep me from plastering it all over the internet. How old is she now? She must work out constantly!!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

My question is, why is she wearing those ugly white panties?

jill jill bo bill said...

You lost me on the last two sentences. I would DIE if Rick did that to me. No, HE would die.

Bree Shaw said...

i wondered why she was wearing granny panties too. i bet she is blowing drying her hair or maybe just maybe she posed like that so he could post her bootie on there!

Hootin' Anni said...

I know! Ooooooo, I know!!!! Someone dared her to try and touch her toes.....right?

My Wordful this week is all about the birds and bees...errrr, um....maybe birds and cats. Is it Superman in the sky? Come find out.

Rhonda said...

Okay, so some of you haven't heard it. She really was steaming his suit when he "captured" the moment on his phone and posted the picture on twitter.

And she is wearing a white bikini! Some of us can only dream ...

Amy said...

I don't have a big butt...Thank God! But I would seriously be pissed. Seriously.

wy-not said...

Okay, the suit is hanging on the door, she's bent over to the floor, and why are two gazillionaires staying in such cramped quarters, and why isn't their slave doing the steaming? So many questions, no answers. But the butt, you can bet your own sweet heiny that she's proud as punch of that! I know I would be.

wy-not said...

Hey. Look. Her inner thighs don't touch. What a concept. Is that what girl-flesh is supposed to look like?

Rhonda said...

Absolutely not. She's a mutant.

Veggie Mom said...

Tres attractive, oui? But if my booty looked like Demi's, don't know if I'd mind...

MilesPerHour said...

I would rather a pic of my ass be posted than to be caught posting one of my GF's. Now she does have a nice one mind you, but I know if I did something like that the next picture you would see of me would be the one next to my obituary.

Betty said...

Ashton is on twitter? What´s is URL? I need to follow.... :)

wy-not said...

Whoever you are, Miles Per Hour, you gave me a really good laugh today. Do you mind if I use that line? And does your GF know that you think her ass is fine? I hope so.

Michelle said...

Ok, Demi does look great, but that woman has had plastic surgery!!

Simply AnonyMom said...

I am almost 33 and my rear end looks WAY better. I think it is a very unflattering pic and I do not get the appeal of her flat ass. I showed it to Hubby and he did not like it either.

HOWEVER If he took a super hot pic of me and I was not offended by it, I would let him post it to twitter or a blog as long as it was not a nekkid pic.

Ronda's Rants said...

Okay...maybe I am a bitter 50 year old who doesn't have either butt...but Do both those butts look the same to you? Both are Demi's but...gee I don't think the butts match up!

Lilly said...

She is a gorgeous 46 year old who looks 26. They are quite funny on Twitter and appear pretty normal. Well as normal as movie stars can get anyway.