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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Thursday's Homework Assignment

It's time for Mama Kat's assignment! Lord help me, I'm so not ready! 

The Prompts:

1.) If you were starring on American Idol TONIGHT and HAD to sing, what song would you choose and why.
2.) Take a picture of yourself right this minute without primping and explain to us why it is you have not washed your hair today.
3.) I just asked Pat to help me with a writing prompt so here's his: "What do you think about the NBA All Star game"...blech.
4.) What's your number one pet peeve? Develop a punishment for anyone caught in the act.
5.) Write about something mean you did to a sibling growing up.

1.) Probably "Don't Call Me Baby" by I don't know who, just because I'm kind of whiny and nasally like she is. And I, too, have a fat ass, so people could easily confuse the two of us.
2.) I have far too much respect for you guys to show you a picture. However, I can tell you that I didn't wash my hair today because I didn't have to go to work and only planned a quick trip to the gym. So why bother, right?
3.) NBA.... NBA.... Okay, that's football, right?  lol I'M KIDDING!!! I totally know it's hockey.
4.) My one pet peeve. Just one?  The toilet paper roll MUST roll out from the top. And since Leon's learned this about me, he keeps changing them. And the punishment, as he found out, is abstinence. Oh, wait, that was before...
5.) Oh, I could write a book on the things my brothers have done to me throughout my childhood years. However, I am stumped on anything that I may have done to them. Seriously. There was the time I tried to ride my bike over a soccer ball, like a speed bump, (and it hurt - a lot.) and totally let them get into trouble for throwing it into my path.... That was about it.  I was an angel. 

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Buddha's Place said...

Your so funny girly...I can't even imagine you being nasely. Did I spell that right? I am going to check out your advertisment thingy...maybe we'll get to try out sex toys like ole Soxy Deb teehee. Oh god I forgot your mom reads this, sorry mom.

Dan said...

No sister is that innocent. You've just lost your memory is all. {*grin*}

Lilly's Life said...

I would love to hear you sing. Funny post, as usual! Good on you for the adveritising thing. Any bit you get is worth it I think! As for Leon, typical man I tell you and I am with you - the top, the top!

Anonymous said...

Whoever doesn't know that the roll needs to start from the top is seriously disturbed.

Michelle said...

Toilet paper needing to rolled a certain way.......heck, I'm just happy if the family can get the new roll back on the holder!! :)

Noah's Mommy said...

oh lord that was good.....Stopping by to show you some SITS love....and showed your google ads some clicky love....

Betty said...

I´m with Michelle. I´d be happy with a roll that is replaced when empty!
You were an angel, huh? Somehow I would like to ask your brothers on that one... :)

Ronda's Rants said...

I do love you but I am not buying the angel bit...I see you many ways but not angelic! I remember one post where you tried to kill your brother! :)

wy-not said...

Uh-huh? Let me 'splain. You were the youngest, my treasured girl child, after three boy-births. You were cuter than a bug's ear and funny and bright and smart. (They were too, of course!) But the mean thing you did to your brothers was that you constantly, consistently, thoroughly stole their thunder. And if you doubt me, I have the old home movies to prove it! Oh, and did I mention you're funny?

Jaime said...

LOL at #4. Have a great day from a fellow SITSta!

Anonymous said...

Ouch, that soccer ball wreck must really have hurt!