No. Not so much the looks of the stuff. (Gag!)
It's when my little four year old says it. Or heck, even when she does it.
Yes, I'm just THAT sick!
When you walk by the bathroom, and there she is stripped down to her nuthins, and her face is red and her little eyes are watering, and her tiny self looks like she's going to fall right in.
Or when the bathroom light's on and you just aren't sure what she's up to in there, and you call out "What er'ya doin' in there, Liv?"
"I'm crapping!" she calls out in her wee squeaky little voice.
Or she starts dancing and you just know. "Liv?"
"I have to go crap!"
Try as I might, she will not say poo. Or poop. Or number 2. It's crap.
I have never in my life heard a little person say it, and I just giggle every time.
She has been saying it for months now, so I suppose I should really be used to it. But it's just so wrong in a really stupidly funny sort of way.
You may as well know. I'm the queen of over-sharing.
And I've done it again.