My life in pictures, stories and open letters.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Free stuff from Mama's Losin It!

So I'm trying to win free stuff from Mama's Losin It. The challenge is to blog using the words she has given us in order to get our name in the draw three times. So, sadly, I couldn't think of anything FABULOUS to amaze you with. I just did my homework, like always, for completion, and not top marks.

Read on.

-epistemology
-shower
-myspace
-best friend
-lesbian
-greyhound
-fluke
-LOL
and
-beige

Okay, so, get this. I was in the shower the other day, when my greyhound, Fluke, came flying in with my best friend, an epistemology major, on his tail. He was eating her beige thong, and she was NOT IMPRESSED. (She’s a lesbian, so seeing me naked was the highlight of her day, to say the least! LOL) It didn’t phase them even the slightest bit to see that they had invaded myspace. My. Personal. Space.

Okay, so it’s a little lame. Okay. It’s a lot lame. But she didn’t even once say it had to be good!

4 comments:

Mama's Losin' It said...

It IS good! You got all those words into one small paragraph AND you got me laughing!! I love it!

Heather said...

I love it! I'm cracking up at what everyone wrote!

wy-not said...

Oh and your poem is great too.

Candid Carrie said...

That was good, I am so surprised you didn't add any pictures!