Not that giving it away the first time was such a spectacular moment, you understand.
But because I CAN!
Young girls these days have found a way to take back that horrible drunken moment wherein they gave away that precious commodity to some random little dork that they just met.
They just reclaim it. Verbally.
"Virginity! I reclaim you!"And then they can give it away again.
I know. I’ve said it before.
Teenage girls are dumb.
Just. Plain. Dumb.
We no longer have to, or can, get on a boy’s case for being a horny little piglet. They are little pigs because girls let them be so.
So if at some point you wish to reclaim your virginity, or it becomes so amazingly popular, or science deems this actually doable after years of research, remember:
You heard it here first.