Today I was reminded of a situation our friend got himself into.
It involves a guy, an elevator and a high-protein diet.
Oh, and a cute young gal.
You know where this is going, don't you?
And you would be right.
A lone guy in an elevator, thinking he's free to let one rip.
And it is a fart cloud to beat all fart clouds.
So intense you can almost see it!
Suddenly, the doors open and a young lady walks in.
The doors close.
And she quickly puts her hands over her face and says, "Oh my GOD!"
Tee hee hee.
How embarrassing, right?
So, let's talk for a moment about fart cloud etiquette, shall we?
- Shoulder check. It's okay to let one go when there are people in front of you going in the same direction, but don't subject some poor soul behind you to your direct fart cloud. Not nice.
- When you MUST send out a fart cloud in a crowd, proclaim your innocence by looking around once you discover its potency with a look of horror and delicately put your sleeve over your nose, or tuck your nose into the collar of your jacket.
- If ever there is a question of it being a fart with real substance, just don't do it ... cause that's just yucky.
- Do not EVER send out a fart cloud where, in a pinch, you cannot blame the person beside you.