The C*O*L*D*E*S*T place on earth!
Colder than the Territories.
Colder than freaking ALASKA, people!
It was minus 59 at the airport today.
Who knows if my van will even start tomorrow!
Yes. I know I'm using a whole lotta exclamation points.
But they are totally necessary!!!!
Colder than freaking Alaska, and you can bet your arse than we don't get to close up shop and stay home. No sir'ee.
Because WE are CANADIANS.
We're used to this shit, right?
Holy shitfuck it's cold out there!