Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
7 comments:
ah ha ha ha. Perfect.
Thanks for the laugh...
My sister who is so strong during adversity just found out her husband wants a divorce...How sad? He is an ass...I can't think of any other way to say it!
I want to rant about it but I can't!
I.love.this! Did you write this or find it?? I only ask to see if I should waste time searching the internet for it plastered on something cute and clever I can hang on my wall :)
Ha ha ha. This one is perfect, and oh so true! Look at each line - every one is so true! And none more than that last one! Hah! And to Ronda - go ahead and rant. He sounds like a bastard. Peace and love to your sister!
Love this! Whoever said this really deserves an award... :)
HAHA! True story!!
Oh shite, this is the best, I am going to borrow it, make little cards and hand them out to everyone I want to give a ton of shit too! Brilliant!!
PS Watch that Betty above won't you??
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