Okay, I admit that I tricked you to get you over here.
The only picture I have for you today is the one I am going to put in your head, using Leon's description and your imagination.
Are you ready? (Just say no and back away slowly... This one's a doozy!)
Leon walked into the men's (sometimes I question...) change room at the gym, and to his horror found a guy doing something that should never, ever, NEVEREVER, be done.
He was naked as a jaybird.
He had one foot propped up onto the counter, facing the mirror.
And he was blowdrying his junk. And his trunk.
Let me ask you something. Is it ever, no matter how hairy you are in your nether region, okay to blow dry yourself? In a public place no less?
All at once now....
Do you have that picture in your head now?