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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Picture This....

Okay, I admit that I tricked you to get you over here.

The only picture I have for you today is the one I am going to put in your head, using Leon's description and your imagination.

Are you ready? (Just say no and back away slowly... This one's a doozy!)

Leon walked into the men's (sometimes I question...) change room at the gym, and to his horror found a guy doing something that should never, ever, NEVEREVER, be done.

Never.

He was naked as a jaybird. 

He had one foot propped up onto the counter, facing the mirror.

And he was blowdrying his junk. And his trunk.

Let me ask you something. Is it ever, no matter how hairy you are in your nether region, okay to blow dry yourself? In a public place no less?

All at once now....

NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

Do you have that picture in your head now?

Me too.

Your welcome.


14 comments:

~~tonya~~ said...

Pass the eye bleach....wait...the brain bleach to get that image out of my head! LOLOL

BoufMom9 said...

I wish i could somehow convey in words how disturbing that is and exactly how hard I am now laughing/crying from reading this post.

Happy Friday! heeheeheeheeheee

Lilly said...

Oh Rhonda you are wicked, wicked, wicked and I for one am glad you are that way. Have a great weekend.

Ronda's Rants said...

OMG...Poor Leon...I am sure he wanted to gouge out his eyes!

Susie said...

Ahhhh!! Now I have to poke my inner eye out!!

Bree Shaw said...

so glad that leon got to see that instead of me! that is so funny. i just keep laughing everytime i think about it. thanks for the nasty visual this early of a morning.

wy-not said...

Yeagh! Bleagh! I wonder what the other guy did when Leon walked in? Was he embarrassed, or just cool about the whole thing? Yuk. He must have a real obsession about his junk and his trunk!

Betty said...

I see you gained some more followers over this post! :)
Really, I don´t know what I´ll do to get this image out of my head! You are bad, girl! :)

WackyMummy said...

Now that's a picture I could do without! I'm gonna have to read more of your stuff. :) (Came by via Candid Carrie.)

Nate & Courtney said...

Glad I stopped by from SITS, WOW, I'm speechless... this is hilarious, in a very very very disturbing way.

angie said...

I would say, "you suck" cuz I'm going to have this imagine in my head all day. But, I think it's too funny. :)

Karen said...

Oh dear ... I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight !!! :-)

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

That is freakin' hilarious!

TC said...

I'm getting ready to go to bed and now I have this horrible picture in my head of a man with a LARGE amount of hair and ....... well I'm following, GREAT BLOG!!!