Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “will you marry me?”
The girl said, “NO!”
And the girl lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis whenever she wanted, always had a clean house, only cooked if she felt like it, had many boyfriends and sex whenever she pleased, never got fat, traveled more, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks whenever she wanted, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her arse, rarely had a reason to cry or yell, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, farted whenever she wanted, and had high self-esteem.
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
I'm going to apologize to my gender and tell you all that HIS fairytale made me laugh out loud!!!
HER'S just made me jealous. lol