Thursday's Homework Assignment

It's time for our homework again. Mama's Losin' It has given us some options. Because she's just that nice. And pretty. Go and see for yourself....

The Prompts:

1.) Write from the point of view of a glass at the edge of the table.
2.) Describe a typical day during your Jr. High years.
3.) Why do you write?
4.) When I'm around too much negativity I...
5.) You've been hired as a writer for "Late Show with David Letterman." Your first assignment is to come up with a witty, nonpolitical Top Ten list for him to read on air.

I considered number two, but it would be pretty short.

A typical day in my Junior High Hell would be as follows:
Talk on the phone all night with my friends the night before.
Go to school the next morning wondering who would still be my friend.

The end.
Yup. Short, sad, true story. 

So I considered number 1.

Write from the point of view of a glass on the table:

Then I thought of how I would look through the convex glass, and how the glass would throw itself off the table and shatter into a million pieces, just to end its misery.

And that would be oh so sad.

The end.

Number 3, Why do I write? Already did that one...

Number 4. With all due respect, you guys have survived much negativity already on my blog lately, and I feel your pain and refuse to go there.

By process of elimination, I think I'll write about number 5. I may only GET 5, but I'll do my best.  Here goes:

David Letterman's Top 10 List ....... of why you should all read Mama Kat DAILY! (Complete WITH LINKS!!)

10. She's so pretty.

9.   Her kids are really cute, and they can cook.

8.   Pat is just dreamy.....

7.   She's a Goddess who is capable of caring for, and about, a million kids under her own roof,         AND can still blog. Daily.

6.   She helps us when we have blogger constipation.

5.   She makes us laugh.

4.   She's really pretty.

3.   She fights like a girl.  AND she thinks she's tough.

2.   She's just ALL THAT!

And the number one reason you should all read Mama Kat daily is .......

1.  One day she is going to be on Ellen, and you're totally going to want to say "Hey, I KNOW her!!!"

Stop over and see her.... Okay, okay, head BACK on over there and check out the next one on the list. I'm not completely "losin it", I know that's where you came from... lol