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Monday, September 29, 2008

Monday Morning Mayhem

This guy's got it all figured out! I love 
the wedgie pose at the end!

 
GOTTA PEE

 Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. 
 Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. 

 Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. 

 One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. 

 Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. 

 She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. 

 After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. 

 The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed  hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 
 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 

 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 

 'From all of us at the Fire Station.  We'll never forget you.'' 

Have a great Monday everyone!
 

5 comments:

Ronda's Rants said...

OMG...I love these...so funny!!! Thanks for making Monday better!!!

amelia bedelia said...

Thats funny!!!!

angie said...

Ha ha ha! :)

wy-not said...

Oh thank for a good laugh on a Monday morning. Which firehall was that wreath from? Anybody we know?

careysue said...

That was great!!!!