But, then, she hates to read. She hates the whole learning thing in school. Thank goodness that's only a small part of her education. The rest is physical education, boys, cheerleading, sports, boys, friends, and boys. So I guess I really shouldn't be surprised.
I think it's because she doesn't read that she is just not so swift sometimes.
I picked her up from her friend's house last night, and on our way home I said something in my usual witty way. She didn't get it. So, I repeated myself, making sure she caught how totally clever I was.
She. still. didn't. get. it.
So I said, "Boy, Asia, you sure missed the smart bus, didn't you?"
What did my daughter do?
She looked around for the bus. She looked for the frigging bus! "I don't see a bus."
Gawd! Is she for real???
I guess this really should have been our first clue.